
Let’s open the books … again.
Every month I reveal myย income, expenses and bottom-line results from my real estate investments.
This month’s update is long overdue (it’s a 2-for-1!) because I’ve been trying (unsuccessfully) to write a deep-dive lesson to accompanyย this article.
I don’t want toย merely publish numbers; I want to add insightย like “how to hire a property manager” or “how to host anย Open House.”
But writingย these lessons takesย time, and right now I’m focused on buildingย theย upcoming rental property investing course.ย So this month, there’sย no accompanyingย lesson.
This update is just-the-facts.ย It’s a dose of financial voyeurism to spice up your workday. Here we go!
(New reader?ย Got questions?ย Read this first.)
In April 2016, the rental properties brought in $9,158.53 afterย management fees, when applicable. Here’s the breakdown:
Unit 1, Triplex: $2,750
Unit 2, Triplex: $1,490
Unit 3, Triplex: $1,295
House #2: $850.50
House #3: $1,273
House #4: $1,500
House #5:ย $1,030
Ridiculously Tiny Interest From Bank: $0.03
April 2016 Income: $10,188.53
House #5 was the wild card — until now. This month we have a better property manager who (gasp!!) collected rent and late fees in a timely manner! Shocking!ย I’ve learned my lesson: Don’t drag your feet on firing a mediocre property manager.
Alright, so April’s gross income is north of $9k. What about expenses?
Mortgage: $3,524.03
Mortgage, Part II: $1,749.99
Insurance:ย $900
Home Depot: $25.89
Lawn Mowing: $27
April 2016 Expenses: $6,226.91
Yowza!! Those are higher expenses than usual, leading to a smallerย bottom-line …
April 2016 Bottom Line: $3,931.62
Dun-dun-dunnnn! Little did I know thatย it’s about to get worse. Much worse. Muah-ha-ha-ha! Scroll down to witness theย sordid May decline.
(Oh, and for those of you who are wondering:)
Nerdyย Details That Only Nerds Care About: “Mortgage” is PITI on multiple properties; “Mortgage Part II” is three months of interest-onlyย payments for House #3, covering March, April and May. “Insurance” represents a policy on House #3, which is non-escrowed. BTW, I respect thatย you’re reading a paragraph that calls you a “nerd” twice. Seriously. We’dย be friends IRL.
As I emphasize in every report, money is meaningless without the context of time. There’s a HUGE difference between earning $X in 5ย hours vs. 25 hours. That’s why I detail the time commitmentย below.
But before we get there —
Let’s peek at May’s income:
Unit 1: $2,750
Unit 2: $1,490
Unit 3: $1,295
House #2: $850.50
House #3: $1,273
House #4: $1,500
House #5: ย —
House #5 needed plumbing attentionย and our awesome property manager handled everything. She made all the arrangements and used May’sย rent to pay the bill.ย Neither theย income nor expense hit myย bank account (hence the “–” above, since these reports only reflectย cash hitting or escapingย our bank account).
We didn’t spend a minute worrying about this.ย Heck yeah. An awesome property manager is the most underrated player in the game.
May 2016 Income: $9,158.50
Onto the spending …
Mortgage: $3524.03
Mortgage, Part II: $583.33
Water: $193
Water, Part II:ย $176.48
WTF: $0.91
WTF, Part II:ย $3.25
Lawn Mowing: $24
Contractor: $50
Insurance: $3,419
Ewwww. That’s a runaway list of expenses, leading to this whooping total —
May 2016 Expenses: $7,974
… resulting in the smallest bottom line since the advent of the Afford Anything income report.
May 2016 Bottom Line: $1,184.50
I’m damn glad I can share this with you. I explain why below. But first, for those of you who love triviaย —
Nerdy Details Only for Extra-Nerdy-Nerds:ย “Mortgage” isย PITI for several properties; “Mortgage, Part II” is an interest-only payment for June. “Water #1” covers one month (notice we didn’t pay a water bill in April); “Water #2” covers a different month.
“WTF” represents aย random 91 cents that disappeared in some vague debit authorization. “WTF #2” is a random charge from the electric company. Huh??
How about that gargantuanย insurance bill? Yeech! Long story short, this should’ve been paid from escrow, but a few wires got crossed along the way. Sh** got complicated. We’ll be getting an approx. $1,900 refund within the next fewย months, but we sent this payment to keep the policy current while our agentย untangles the mess.
Wow, I can’t believe you slogged throughย this chunky block of minutia. Does your office block Facebook? Well, whatever yourย reason,ย here’s 35 seconds of hilarityย as a thank-you. Watch it withย the volume on.
Most people who promoteย real estate investing only reveal their top-line results; the oversized novelty checks. I don’t play that game.
I despiseย sugarcoated spin. I want you to seeย these two consecutive months when we spent almost every dime; when the bottom-line hugged the $1k – $3k range. This is the real deal. I don’t just show peaks; I show valleys, as well.
Real estate investing is a high-stakes game. Theย rewards are life-changing, but the path isn’t adornedย withย puppies and unicorns.
Theseย income reports are intended to dispel myths at both extremes:
- Whiners: “I don’t want to wake up atย 2 am to plunge toilets!”
- Shysters: “Accelerate from $0 to $999999 in the next 4 minutes — with no money down!”
Both notionsย areย crazy-talk, and I hope theseย income reports can squash this insanity.
How Passive is This?
How much time did we spend — combined — managing our investments?
April 2016:
- 10 minutes – Texting our formerย next-door neighbor.
- 30 minutesย — Changeย auto-pay to reflect our new bank account.
- 2 hours — Create an escrow account with our new bank, which required one of us toย visit a branch in-person.
- 30 minutes — Email insurance agent.
- 30 minutes – Email different insurance agent.
April 2016 Total: 3 hours, 40 minutes
Not too shabby. How about May 2016?
- 30 minutes — Will emailsย Unit #1 tenants about renewing their lease.
- 60 minutes — Will and I discussย the Unit #1 lease renewal. (The tenants want to renew into a two-year lease. We spent half an hour brainstorming how toย price this request. The conversation tookย 30 minutes, but since Iย trackย both of our time, it’s 60 combined minutes between us.)
- 20 minutes — Will talks on the phone with a tenant requestingย a double-cylinder deadbolt.
- 10 minutes — I order the deadbolt from Amazon. I use the same brand on every property, so I didn’t have to research anything. (The charge will appearย on June’s report).
- 45 minutes — Renew ourย umbrella insurance, which requires emailing a bunch of documents and making a few quick calls.
- 30 minutes — Randomย text messages.
- 5ย minutes — House #4 tenant calls to say he’s moving out at the end of his lease.
- 40 minutes — Will and I discuss renovation plans for House #4.
- 45 minutes — I call the contractor to discuss ideas and plans.
- 10 minutes — I call the House #4 tenant back to review everything with him.
May 2016 Total: 5 hours.ย (Well, it’sย 4 hrs, 55 min. But hey, let’s round up.)
These investments requireย less than 1 hour per week. I spend more time reading Game of Thronesย fan theories.
(Whoops. Am I not supposed to admit that? #NowWhosTheNerd?)
Epilogue
Drama ahead:
June’s income will beย unremarkable. But in July, we’re leapingย intoย no-holds-barred negative territory.
Theย House #4ย tenant is moving out, and we’re embracing this opportunity to replace the home’sย cabinets, countertops and flooring. We’ll rip out one wall and punch a hole in another. We’ll add a bar-height countertop to integrate the kitchen and dining. This is spatialย re-invention at its best.
July’s cash flow will drop deep into theย red, and I’m excitedย toย reveal those numbers — plus photos showcasing the before-and-after results. Stay tuned!
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