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What Would You Do If You Didn’t Have to Work?

Oh my goodness. I've done the unthinkable. I've written a blog post, after a many-month absence. I realize this comes as a shock. If you need a moment to process, take your time. Okay. Here we go. So. I've been quiet around here, so first I want to let you know I'm still alive. (Mostly.) I don't publish often, because I pressure myself to create articles that are perfect. Since that's impossible, I stay silent and publish nothing. To remedy this, I'm now committed to publishing the most imperfect posts you'll ever read. This one, like everything I write, will be full of jokes that fall flat, terrible grammar, and incomplete sentenc-- (Hehe. #jokesthatfallflat ) Today's post is a literal status update for the sake of … View This Post